{"product_id":"intolerant-to-gluten-and-fucking-idiots-dinner-plate-copy","title":"'Sorry for what I said when i was hungry' Dinner Plate","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Sorry for what I said when i was hungry, but honestly you were being a total dick' 25cm Dinner plate in leopard print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColourway as seen in pictures - but fancy discussing a different look? Give us a shout as per below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePottery with absolutely no filter. Our fabulously sweary range is here to say what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to. Not for the faint-hearted, easily offended or anyone who thinks a mug should keep its opinions to itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind the perfect gift for your favourite foul-mouthed friend, or treat yourself to a piece that says, “Yep, that’s fucking me.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery piece is hand-painted, sanded, glazed and fired to order, unless we have a sweary little number ready to go please allow up to two weeks. A whole lot of love goes into making pottery with this much attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFancy a different colourway? Got a saying that deserves to be immortalised in glaze? We’re all ears, you sweary little genius. Email doodlealley@mail.com with your idea and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct care: Sassy, not indestructible. Keep it out of the bloody microwave and wash it by hand. A little TLC keeps this beauty looking fabulous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePostage is included because we are nice like that! UK Only.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doodle Alley","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56576049316219,"sku":null,"price":32.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0524\/5861\/9072\/files\/IMG-20261110-WA0022.jpg?v=1794412017","url":"https:\/\/doodlealley.co.uk\/products\/intolerant-to-gluten-and-fucking-idiots-dinner-plate-copy","provider":"Doodle Alley","version":"1.0","type":"link"}